The mnemonic
Happy Mice Seldom Chase Marching Beetles
What each word stands for
- HappyI — normal healthy patient
- MiceII — mild systemic disease
- SeldomIII — severe systemic disease
- ChaseIV — constant threat to life
- MarchingV — moribund, not expected to survive without surgery
- BeetlesVI — brain-dead organ donor
Why it matters clinically
Used to communicate perioperative risk; add E for emergency.
Where it stops being reliable
A broad risk grade that does not account for the type of surgery.
Teaching aid, still awaiting independent review. Confirm facts in a standard source.